The  Harley-Davidson Facts



The inventor of the Harley-Davidson  motorcycle, Arthur Davidson , died and went to heaven.

At the  gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been such a good man and  your motorcycles
have changed the world, your reward is, you  can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.'

Arthur  thought about it for a minute and then said, ' I want to hang out  wit h God.'

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and  introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented,  'Okay, so you were the one who invented the   ;Harley-Davidson
motorcycle? '
Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's  me...'

God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing  something that's pretty unstable, makes noise
and pollution and can't run  without a road?'

Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally  spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?'  


God said, 'Ah, yes.'
'Well,' said  Arthur, 'professional to professional, you have some major design  flaws in your invention !
1. There's too much  inconsistency in the front-end suspension



2. It  chatters constantly at high speeds


3. Most rear  ends are too soft and wobble about too much




4. The intake is placed way too close to  the exhaust
5. The maintenance costs are  outrageous!!!!





'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points  there,' replied God, 'hold on.'

God went to his Celestial  supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the  results.

The computer printed out a slip of paper and God  read it.

'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,'  God said to Arthur,
'but according to these numbers, more men are  riding my invention than yours'.